http://www.theonion.com/articles/top-5-bestselling-books-week-of-december-10-2012,30675/
(Mine's the last one)
I am a freelance contributor to The Onion, 'America's Finest News Source'. I submit gags weekly for the Features section and sometimes stuff gets in. So this is a repository of my gags that have made it. You know, for posterity or whatnot.